There are a lot of people writing about Ebaums Responsible For Bieber Attacks, but we have the real story here. As usual, SuperTrender leads the pack. No, you’re not drunk. This really did happen. So really, why does everyone care aboutEbaums Responsible For Bieber Attacks? Our source at the local police department says, “this one’s the real deal. Ebaums Responsible For Bieber Attacks. Uh-huh.”

If you’d asked me a week ago if I though I’d be seeing Ebaums Responsible For Bieber Attacks in the headlines, I’d have told you you’re a lunatic, then I would have punched you in the head. I still want to, but am going to save it for an inopportune time, like when you’re in the bathroom. Someday, I’ll be telling my grandkids, “You think you’ve got problems, at least you didn’t have to deal with Ebaums Responsible For Bieber Attacks”. Yes, we’ve figured it out and you are not going to like it. Feast your eyes on this: Ebaums Responsible For Bieber Attacks!

Instead, this is the work of the pranksters who gather at the 4chan image boards, whose previous targets include the Church of Scientology and AT&T’s DSL service.

The 4chan hive-mind would evidently love to send the 16-year-old crooner to North Korea, from whence he might not return — or could even cause the country’s infrastructure to deteriorate further, as his voice could be considered a bio-weapon where some older ears are concerned. Many hearts would be crushed by losing Bieber to North Korea forever, while others would fill with joy, given his polarizing effect on music fans.


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